11 types of guys [jacked from my parents house... aka WT]

[PLEX®]

1. Mr.Gold-Digger

Advantages
a. You have some one to manage your money.
b. He always looks good.
c. He makes your other niggas jealous.
d. He makes you look good.

Disadvantages
a. When you get broke he'll be gone and take what you have left.
c. Once your nigga comes up he'll be on his arm the next day.

2. Mr.Freak (secret lover)

Advantages
a. He knows all the right positions.
b. He'll try everything more than once.
c. You're never unsatisfied.
d. He'll do all the things your dude won't do.
e. He doesn't mind being your freak, as long as he catches one too.

Disadvantages
a. Eventually, he might end up catching feelings.
b. He starts to act like he's your "main".
c. He fucks wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling him that he's a freak.
d. Eventually his shit gets old. And you need a replacement.

3. Mr.Independent

Advantages
a. You don't have to worry about buying him anything. He got it.
b. He's intelligent, confident and determined.
c. He's great for (business) conversation.
d. He keeps it real and has goals.
e. He knows how to please his dude.

Disadvantages
a. He will continuously let you know, that he can handle it on his own.
b. He will eventually say fuck you and get a dildo.
c. He will consider you another one his play toys, or goals.

4. Mr.Dyme

Advantages
a. He's top of the line.
b. He stays looking like a fantasy.
c. He has the body of a goddess with the face to match.
d. He considers himself a "model"
e. Gets you on hard whenever you see him.
f. All the dudes envy him, but he doesn't care.

Disadvantages
a. He's superficial. He cares only about his looks.
b. He honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way he looks.
c. He's probably dumb as hell and if he's not his personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your game up b/c every nigga is gonna try to get him.


5. Mr.Ghetto

Advantages
a. He's not afraid of any other male or female. He will fight to keep you.
b. He's down for you. He'll be there to bail you out of jail.
c. He's always stays fresh.
d. He can cook up a storm. He can make the best out of a bad situation.
e. He keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.

Disadvantages
a. He doesn't know how to act in public.
b. You get into it with him every other second.
c. He's willing to fight another dude looking at you or him PERIOD.


6. Mr.Good Guy

Advantages
a. He's always there for you.
b. He's intelligent, classy, kind, and cool.
c. You can see yourself falling in love with him.
d. You are his first everything.


Disadvantages
He's an A or B situation either:
A.You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married (lol) or
B. He said he's never done - he said he's never tried - he's sitting there telling a muthafukkin' lie.

7. Mr.Main

Advantages
a. He is the one you respect.
b. He probably may know about the others but might not care.
c. He has all the qualities you want in a male.
d. You've been with him forever.

Disadvantages
a. He starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
b. He will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then beat your ass


8. Mr.Psycho

Advantages
a. He's fun and spontaneous.
b. He's down to earth.
c. He loves you unconditionally.


Disadvantages
a. Don't you break up with him. He will stalk your ass.
b. He keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.
c. He can manipulate the hell out of you.
d. He will consider himself main even if he may just be that nigga on the side.
e. Fuckin' with him can make your life a living hell.

9. Mr.I have a Man

Advantages
a. He may have a man but he'll mess with you anyway.
b. He looks good.

Disadvantages
a. He'll always come crying to you about the problems with his dude.
b. He'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for his dude.
c. If you piss him off he'll get his man to come beat your ass.
d. He'll unofficially make you his man once he gets pissed off at his real dude.

10. Mr.Tease

Advantages
a. He's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
b. He's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
c. He knows how to turn you on without touching you.
d. Everything he does is just so sensual.
e. He can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
f. Every nigga wants him b/c he's so mysterious and that makes you want to get him first.

Disadvantages
a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
b. He probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
c. He gets you hard and leaves you like that.
(Unbearable)

11. MR.RIGHT

Advantages
a. He is not sexy, fine, or a eye candy but he gives you more of a internal connection and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. He is intelligent, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. He can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mom's.
d. He believes in God and follows his virtues.
e. He knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet he gives his dude an extra 10%.
f. He can please his dude in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
g. He's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.


Disadvantage
a.You've probably met him, or had him in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let him go!

[Addicted2Money]

& every single last one of em ain't chit.

[Sex.Rated]

KIIIIIIII @ YOUR PARENT'S HOUSE!

I HAVE JOINT RESIDENCE

[carlos45]

LOL.....MOST OF THESE ARE TRUE

[Muse]

That reads like something you'd pick up at WT.

[Phat Ghett0 Bytch]

5. Mr.Ghetto

Advantages
a. He's not afraid of any other male or female. He will fight to keep you.
b. He's down for you. He'll be there to bail you out of jail.
c. He's always stays fresh.
d. He can cook up a storm. He can make the best out of a bad situation.
e. He keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.

Disadvantages
a. He doesn't know how to act in public.
b. You get into it with him every other second.
c. He's willing to fight another dude looking at you or him PERIOD


YeSSsss WorKkkKk...except for that one about acting up in public....i gives my bo0 all the respect he needs in public....I lets him THINK that he's in control.

[tr1llion]

nice post complex...

7. Mr.Main

Advantages
a. He is the one you respect.
b. He probably may know about the others but might not care.
c. He has all the qualities you want in a man.
d. You've been with him forever.

Disadvantages
a. He starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
b. He will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then beat your ass

a. He starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
nah never that..

b. He will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then beat your ass

[tr1llion]

b. He will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then beat your ass

and then after this have that KRAZ E WILD make up sex...

[Swagidence]

6. Mr.Good Guy

Advantages
a. He's always there for you.
b. He's intelligent, classy, kind, and cool.
c. You can see yourself falling in love with him.
d. You are his first everything.


Disadvantages
He's an A or B situation either:
A.You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married (lol) or
B. He said he's never done - he said he's never tried - he's sitting there telling a muthafukkin' lie.

THIS IS ME MINUS TELLIN A LIE PART.

[PLEX®]

I'M A COMBINATION OF A FEW... I CANT REALLY PIC ONE... BUT IM A LOT LIKE MR RIGHT!

DEAD @ A FEW OF U ROLLIN YA EYES... BUT ITS TRUuuu!