CAHWEH DIALLAH - GREATEST WHITE BITCH SINGER ON THE FUCKING PLANET! DEAL WITH IT APE!

[Disciple of CHRISt]

Celine Dion is hands down the best white bitch vocalist in the game. It's not even Christmas and I've been playing this shit over and over:



First of all she's beautiful. Let's get that out the way. Look at her angelic face as she sings to you.

Get into her sweet, soft, breathy, somewhat tangy tone as she starts the song off in a sweet whisper like that of a mother to her child. When will your faves be able to sing with such sweetness. They could never muster such soft serenity. Get in as she gives you a taste of the EARTH SHATTERING power to come with her delivery of "FALLLLLLLLLLLLL on your knees" @ 1:18. Are you ready sis. She's telling you to FALL ON YOUR KNEES, because she is about to destroy you. You KNOW she's going to take you there, but she's not ready to destroy your life with her epic pipes just yet. No faggot. You must be made to APPRECIATE the power that is to come when she shuts down your faves, so first she will lure you in with her sweet siren song with bursts of sonic light.

She gives you a sweet sampling of her power, muted for your digestion, from 1:18-2:18. Then pauses and stares at you with her pastoral doe eyes. She is moved. And thus YOU are moved. Why? Because you have no other choice but to be, bitch! Now marvel at her sweet falsetto "Trembleeeeeeeee-ooh-oohhhh" @ 2:30. Only Whitney Houston herself could give you a falsetto that sweet. Hear as the orchestra begins to swell. Are you ready, faggot! Celine is come! She is come to destroy!!!

Observe as the crescendo builds to her epic nuclear release. Are you ready. Continue shut up. Don't speak. Feel the tapestry of sound swell.

Get into her "Noellllll, NOOOOOOOOO-elllll" @ 3:41. There goes all your new faves. ALL. They could never.

Get into giving you 1992 Mariah Carey at 4:01 with "Noel, Noelll-ellllll-elll-ellllllllllllll".

Now she DESTROYS the Earth with the final Noel. It is over. THREE TIMES MUST SHE CALL IT BEFORE SHE REACHES CELINE DION TRANSFORMATION 3! The one which will shut you down and your faves! It is accomplished. The sacrifice is made. The final circle closed. Celine, the Last Angel, is come with her AT Field blasting. And this time the Evas will not stop her!

Watch as she gives you Bodyguard-era Whitney Houston at 4:24 with her:

"NOELLLLLLLLLL, NOELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

Yes faggot. I needed that many L's because that's how long she held the note. Get into her wail that note out in full chest voice with Patti Labelle-esque power for nine full seconds. Your favorites would die.

Ugh. And watch as she ends the song with such sweetness in her lovely, pure falsetto.

Celine Dion > you. She's the white Whitney, the white Patti, the white Aretha. DEAL WITH IT! Her classically trained voice shits on your favorites. And I love how effortless it is. While certain powerhouses have to wail their arms around like nutjobs, choke, and stomp to deliver that kind of power, Celine gives you Whitney teas and simply stands there in a Shakesperean pose. When will your faves do it. Don't bother looking for a video of them doing it. They won't. Best performance of Noel ever.

Bitch when Christmas coming?

[Pierre]

YESSS Get Into Our Canadian DIVA!!!!

Anyway I Wish U Guys Speak French
Cuz This IS The Best Song OF Her ENTIRE Catalogue

[IBee]

Dead @ me reading the title and thinking it was a new artist!

[Disciple of CHRISt]

Dead @ me reading the title and thinking it was a new artist!

CH! There is a but ONE CAHWEH DiALAH!

[Edahs.shadE]

She's the shit....[Celine]and that's the way it is[/Celine] lol

[Monster_Pumps]

Celine is an amazing vocalist, shes just boring. Thats why i never got into her

[richyrich909]

that description was a ki!!! especially the "She's telling you to FALL ON YOUR KNEES, because she is about to destroy you." part.

[SimplyUnreal]

No one can deny her talent. Great performance. I'm still in love with her & R. Kelly's duet "I'm Your Angel". That song is everything.

[justchilling_88]

SHES NOT WHITE THO.........RITE?

[VixenLuv]

Yas! She recognized R. Kelly's genius... so I can give her her props.